One Thousand Mile Update

As we rejoin our adventurers, we find them well fed with Chinese food from Maple Garden in Eugene, Oregon.

Location:
14 dispensary billboards north of California (a.k.a. Eugene, Oregon)

Recent Rant:
Oregon, why do you have so many towns with famous city names? We've passed Phoenix, Jacksonville, Salem, Albany and more. Aren't you supposed to be known for your originality and free spirit? Come now. I feel I have entered the portal switchboard and have the power to transport anywhere.

New Game:
"What's that rattle?"
So far the AC vent on the passenger side is winning against the pen by the phone charger, but it's a stiff competition.

Quotes of note:
Me: "MIRA!!"
Him: "I'm mira-ing!"

Joke Count About Piles of Hay:
Seven

Observations:
Trucks towing boats are the "person pushing a stroller in a foot race" of Oregon tourist drivers.

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